Bauer is better and there is not a thing you can do about it

ok this is the last of it i promiss. Here are some reasons why Jack is better. And yes I spent valuble class time coming up with these. If you want to see some really good ones check out the comments on the post below this one.

1. Jack is a pirate?.

Pirates kill ninjas?.

Chuck is a ninja?.. nuff said?..

2 Jack could take on the entire delta force and have 23 hours and 59 min. left to kill the terrorist.

3. Jack could have a show called 1, but he chooses to go 24 for the sport of it. Chuck selles total gym work out for the fun of it.

4. Jack Bauer kills a man every hour. Chuck takes an entire TV series to even think about it.

5. Chuck Norris no longer has a mullet. Jack told him to get rid of it.

6. The book Jack endorses: How to kill 96 people in 4 days. The book chuck endorses: best life now... (link coming to explaint his one I promiss)

7. Chuck is Jacks ill legitimate red headed step child?..

8. If you tried to round house Jack, he would break your ankle.

9. When jack is torturing suspects, re-runs of walker Texas Ranger are a last resort option.

10. When the bomb goes of 3 things will be left the cock roaches, jack bauer, and chuck norris but only cause he need to interogate him some more.